Julia Roberts' Bizarre Tribute to Tom Hanks Tue, 28-Apr-2009
It was a high-class affair last night at the Film Society of Lincoln Center’s Gala to honor Tom Hanks until Julia Roberts took the stage.
The “Pretty Woman” actress brought her trucker mouth as she lavished Hanks with a mixture of praise and uncomfortable commentary on his wife, utilizing the f-word several times.
Roberts proclaimed, "Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. So Tom, everybody f-----g likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t--s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a-- was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f--k?"
She went on, “I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the f--k that movie was about!" And regarding “The Terminal” she quipped, "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f-----g dress tonight as your publicist!"
Julia finally concluded her bizarre tirade, saying, "Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you." |
