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Jokes Home : Absolute Comedy : Gift
After being away from home on business the week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a small gift. "How about some perfume?" he thought. A cosmetics clerk showed him a bottle that cost about $50.
"That's a bit out of my price range," Tom said. The clerk returned a moment later with a smaller bottle costing $30.
"That's still quite a bit," he groused. The clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated. "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
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