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Ricky, Jimmy, and Stewart were out riding their bikes one afternoon when a fire engine zoomed past with blaring sirens.

The three kids noticed a Dalmatian on the front seat of the fire engine.

Ricky commented, "They use that dog to keep the crowds back."

"No," said Jimmy, "he's just for good luck."

But Stewart knew better, "No, that's not it," he said. "The dog is there to give them directions to the nearest fire hydrant!"