A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking.

"When I roar" said the bear, "the forest rumbles."

The lion sniffed.

"When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.

"Oh." Said the chicken.

The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about dinner.

The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said

"When I cough, the whole world shits itself."