Bar Jokes
Best resource of jokes on WWW

At closing time, Dave staggered out of the bar, drunk as usual. Trying to find his way home through the dark streets, he staggered along until he bumped into a nun.

Dave immediately lunged at her, twisting her arm, he threw her to the ground, pinned her arms and began punching her in the head. Some people from a house nearby rushed out to assist the downed woman.

As they pulled Dave off her, he screamed, "I thought you'd be stronger than that, Batman!"