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Jokes Home : Bar : Lucky Lucky
A man walks into a bar and the bartender said "Hey John, how about a beer."
John replies "Yeah I'll take one, but call me Lucky."
"Why call you Lucky?"
"Well, I was changing a flat tyre on the highway, when I realized I had forgotten something in the car. Right after I walked away, a semi drives by and knocked the car off the jack. It would have landed right on me."
"Boy you are lucky."
The next day John walks back into the bar and the bartender said, "Hey Lucky, how about a beer."
"Yeah I'll take one, but call me Lucky Lucky."
"Now what happened?"
"Well, me and my old lady were having sex last night, when the guy downstairs got mad, because of the noise and shot his gun off. The bullet got me right in the nuts."
"Wait a minute, how is that Lucky?"
"A minute earlier he would have got me right between the eyes".
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