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Bill Gorman sat at the bar with his friend. "My new novel is almost complete. But I have to find a way to 'dispose of' the mad scientist. "There's no way any of the characters can knock him off, so I'll accept some sort of deus-ex-machina solution. But I've tried several and I'm not happy with the way any of them turns out."

"Why not an aneurism?" asked Paul.

"Not bad," Bill replied.

"Hmmm... a stroke of genius."