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Jokes Home : Bartender : Volvo
One summer's evening Paddy & Mick are on their way to the pub for their usual drink.
"Oim a bit tired tonight," says Mick. "Oi tink I'll just have a little lie down in this ditch and have a little sleep. You can wake me up on your way home later."
"Roight, you are," says Paddy, and they separate.
At the end of the evening, Paddy comes out of the pub and starts walking back to collect Mick from his ditch. He hasn't gone far when Mick rolls up beside him driving a big shiny Volvo.
"Where did you get that lovely car from?!" asks Paddy, astonished.
"Well, I'll tell you. It was loik this," says Mick. "There Oi was lying in the ditch having a nice snooze and Oi had just turned over onto me other side when up drives a lovely lady in her nice new Volvo and asks me if I'd like to come for a drive with her. Well, Oi thought, why not? It's a lovely evening for a drive. So in Oi got. She drove along for a bit and then turned off into a field. She got out of the car, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!" So Oi took the Volvo.
"Ah, well," says Paddy. "You did, right, Mick: the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you, anyway."
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