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Jokes Home : Bartender : Worlds best beer
After the World Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a drink.
The guy from Corona sat down and said, "Hey, senor, I would like the world's best ale, a Corona."
The bartender dusted off a bottle and gave it to him.
The guy from Australia bawled, "I'd like the best goddanged suds in the world - give me a Foster."
The bartender opened a Foster's and handed it over.
The guy from Heineken stepped up and demanded, "Ya! Giff me der best brew. Ein Heineken!"
Finally the Budweiser President ordered: "I'll have a Coke, thanks."
The bartender was taken aback but plonked a Coke on the bar.
The other brewery presidents looked over at him and asked, "Why aren't you drinking a Bud or Bud Lite?"
The Budweiser President took a swig and replied, "I figured if you guys weren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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