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Jokes Home : Blondes : Hair Cut
A blonde walks into a salon wearing headphones and asks for a hair cut.
The hair dresser tells her she has to remove the headphones.
The blonde replies, "I can't remove them or I'll die."
The hair dresser sighs and decides to cut around them.
After a few minutes, the hair dresser tells the blonde again,
"Look, you have to take the headphones off so I can cut your hair."
The blonde still insists that if she does, she'll die.
Once again the stylist tries to cut around the head phones.
Frustrated, she tells the blonde, "I'm taking the headphones off, I can't cut your hair with them on."
Before the blonde has a chance to reply, the stylist rips the headphones off and the blonde falls to the floor dead.
Curious and devastated, the stylist wonders what was on the headphones that would cause this poor girl to die without them.
She picks them up and listens, "Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale..."
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