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Jokes Home : Couple : Power mower
A wife kept hinting to her husband to get the power mower fixed, but somehow the message never sank in.
Finally, to make the point, just before her husband arrived home one day, she sat down in the tall grass and started snipping away with a pair of sewing scissors.
When he arrived home, he watched for a while, disappeared into the house for a few moments and returned with a toothbrush. "Here," he said, "When you finish the lawn you might as well sweep the sidewalks."
He lived, but it was quite a while before he got out of the cast!
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