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Jokes Home : Dating : Gift Switch
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his sweetheart's birthday
and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to a
department store and bought a pair of gloves. The sister purchased
a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister
got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking
the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart
along with this note:
Darling: This is a little gift to show you that I have not forgotten
your birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in
the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had
not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones
with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady that I bought them from
showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they
were hardly soiled. I had the salesgirl try them on for me and she
really looked smart.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time as no
doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a
chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow
in them before setting them away as they will naturally be a bit
damp from wearing.
Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
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