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Jokes Home : Dating : Flowers
Uncle Tom gave some advice to his young nephew Pauly before his first real date. "Pauly, when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, the more you get! It's an exchange thing."
So, Pauly showed up for his date with flowers.
She was very flattered and pleased, and she rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss. She pressed her chest against him and rubbed her fingers through his hair, hoping to give him the best kiss that he had ever received.
After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.
"Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away."
"You didn't." Pauly replied. "I'll be right back. There are still TONS of flowers at the cemetery a couple of blocks south of here!"
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