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Jokes Home : Dating : The Dictionary Of Dating
- ATTRACTION -
the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
- LOVE AT 1st SIGHT -
what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
- DATING -
the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
- BIRTH CONTROL -
avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.
- EASY -
a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
- PRIG -
a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married.
- EYE CONTACT -
a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
- FRIEND -
a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping
with him/her totally unappealing.
- INDIFFERENCE -
a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
- INTERESTING -
a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
- IRRITATING HABIT -
what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
- LAW OF RELATIVITY -
how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.
- NYMPHOMANIAC -
a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
- FRIGID -
a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.
- SOBER -
condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
- NAG -
a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse.
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