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Jokes Home : Doctor : Old Trick Of Monkey
A Gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was about to loose his license to practice. So he signed up for an auto mechanic career in a IIT technical school. The gynecologist outsmarted other knucklehead mechanic colleagues and finally appeared for practical test to fix the engine in the shop. He was afraid he will be beaten in this test by his blue-collar comrades.
Surprisingly, he scored 150% for a limit of 100% so he humbly questioned the examiner for his sanity.
The examiner explained, "My learned friend, in the test, you tore the engine apart perfectly, for which I gave you full 50% of the total credit. Then you put the engine back together again as perfectly which was also worth 50% of the total 100% mark."
But I must admit "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through that damn muffler hole."
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