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A guy is real constipated so he goes to the doctor.

The doctor gives him some pills and tells him to come back if they don’t work. The guy takes the pills and waits a couple of days- still nothing. By this time he’s in agony and fears he may have a high impaction. So he goes back to the doctor. The doctor gives him some stronger pills and tells him to come back if they don’t work. Sure enough, they don’t work and the man fears he may soon die. So he goes back to the doctor, who gives him even stronger pills…blah, blah blah.

Enough buildup- I’m getting tired of writing this. He goes back to the doctor who says “wait a minute- what do you do for a living?”

The guy says “I’m a mathematician.”

The doctor says “well why don’t you do what other mathematicians do and work it out with a pencil?”