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Jokes Home : Ethnic : Smart Bet
A Jew and a Texan were drinking in a Bar watching 11 O'clock nightly news. A guy was threatening to jump from the top of a government building and end his life unless his demands were met. Jew looks at Texan and says, "Here, one hundred dollars, says he would jump."
Texan took the bet, put his one hundred dollars and says, "No, I say he would not Jump."
The guy jumped and ended his life. So dejected Texan pushed the money towards the Jew and said you won.
Jew looking at Texans awesome threatening physique said, "No Sir, I cannot take your money, I had seen the same news at 7 O'clock earlier and I knew the results."
Texan said, "Well, I had also seen the same news earlier, but I was counting this time he would not jump."
Jew picked up the money and ran from the bar.
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