Ethnic Jokes
Best resource of jokes on WWW

Q: Why does the French flag have Velcro?
A: So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Q: What is a citizen of Paris called?
A: A Parasite.

Q: Why does Nike like the French Army?
A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running away shoes.

Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages.