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Jokes Home : Ethnic : The cave
There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking in the desert together, when suddenly one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. Then, he hollered into the cave, "Woo! Woo! Woo!"
A moment later, the Indian heard a response, "Woo! Woo! Woo!"
So he tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.
The puzzled Polish fellow asked the other Indian what that was all about, and the Indian replied, "It's mating time for us Indians, and when you see a cave and holler, a response from the cave means that she is in there waiting for you.
The intrigued Pollack started running around the desert, looking for a cave to find a women for himself. Sure enough, the Pollack soon found a large cave nearby. He thought to himself, "Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the one that Indian found. There must really be something really great in this cave! "So, the Pollack approached the cave with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. When he was at the mouth of the cave, he hollered, "Woo! Woo! Woo!" just as the Indian had done.
A moment later, the Pollack heard a response, "Woo! Woo! Woo!" So he tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.
The next day, the headlines in the local newspaper read, "Naked Pollack Run Over By Freight Train!"
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