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Jokes Home : Ethnic : Jewish genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He was crawling through the sands, certain that he had breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he was holding a wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top and out popped a genie. But this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Hassidic rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, etc.
"Well, kid," said the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not going to trust you," said the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!"
"What do you have to lose? It looks like you're a goner anyway!" replied the Genie.
The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen. And he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish?" asked the Genie.
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!" suggested the Genie.
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab said, "I wish I were white and surrounded by beautiful women."
***POOF***
The Arab was turned into a tampon.
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