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A boy and his dad were playing with toy cars. The father had the police car and pretended to pull over the car that the boy was playing with.

"Do you have a drivers license?" he asked the boy.

"No," the boy answered seriously.

Ò€œAre you resisting arrest?" asked the father.

The boy hesitated, then said, "No, I'm not sleepy yet.