Family Jokes
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A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.

"Jim," he said, "You're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think . . .if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?"

"I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The question is, where would you be?"