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Jokes Home : Food : The check
Client: Excuse Me, Can I be served please?
Menu Support Representative (MSR): Hi, my name is William, and I'll be your Menu Support Representative. What seems to be the problem?
Client: There's a fly in my soup!
MSR: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Client: No, it's still there.
MSR: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Client: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
MSR: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Client: A SOUP bowl!
MSR: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Client: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
MSR: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Client: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
MSR: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Client: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
MSR: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Client: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
MSR: The current Soup of the Day is Tomato.
Client: Fine. Bring me the Tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
[MSR leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] MSR: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Client: This is Potato soup.
MSR: Yes, the Tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Client: Well, I'm so hungry now I'll eat anything.
[The Menu Support Representative leaves.]
Client: Sir! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . . . $ 2.50
Undocumented Feature (bug X 2). . . . . $ 6.00
Access to support . . . . . . . . . $ 1.00
Total . . . . . . . . . . . . . $14.50
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