Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10
so I don't worry about you."
10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11
o'clock...12 o'clock...
Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flies open. In runs
Gladys... straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay,
Gladys??"
No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her
panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at
herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it
came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life !!!"
