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Jokes Home : Geezer : Fighter pilot
There was this crusty old fighter pilot who found himself at a local liberal arts college gala. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic women in attendance, one of whom approached the soldier for conversation.
"Excuse me sir, but you seem such a serious man. Are you always this way or is something bothering you?"
"Nope. Just serious by nature ma'am' he replied.
She looked at his medals, "It looks like you've seen a lot of action."
"Yes I have," was the man's short reply.
The young woman, tiring of her attempt at conversation, said "You know, you should lighten up a little and have some fun! For example, when was the last time you had sex?"
The old pilot said "1955."
"Oh, my! No sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?"
Glancing at his watch, the pilot said, "Oh I think it's fine and dandy. It's only 2130 now!"
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