Two dwarfs were on a golf vacation, and after playing 36 holes on the first day, they hit the local bar.

After a few drinks, they decided to pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, was unable to get an erection. His depression was made worse by the fact that from the next room he heard cries of "One, two, three ... uhh!" all night long.

On the first tee the next morning, the second dwarf asked the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he cried. "I couldn't even get on the damn bed!"