There was this hooker named Tina who mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him.

The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?"

Tina replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if it's *really* original, it'll cost you an extra $20.