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A man took his blond wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained the basics to his wife, he told her the most important piece of information: "Whenever you shoot something, make sure to claim it right away or the first person who gets to your kill can claim it as their own, so be quick if we want to have deer meat in the freezer!"

So they departed to their deer stands and waited for some deer. Minutes later he heard his wife's gun go off. The husband decided to make sure she went to claim her kill instead of giving it away to someone.

When he got to his wife she was arguing with another man. When he finally got up beside his wife the man was shouting waving his hands in the air:

"Okay! Fine lady this is YOUR deer, but do you mind if I take my SADDLE off YOUR DEER before you drag it away?!?!"



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