Husband Wife Jokes
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Tom's wife wasn't very attractive, but he was no oil painting, either. After the ceremony, Tom asked the vicar how much the cost was.

"Just give me what you think it is worth to have this lady for your wife," replied the Reverend.

Tom looked at his wife, and handed the vicar $50.

The vicar looked at Tom's wife and gave him $42 change.