Johnny replies, "There wouldn't be any
left."
The teacher says, "No, there would be two left."
Johnny replies, "If you shoot at one, the other two would fly
away."
The teacher says, "I like your way of thinking."
Johnny asks if he could ask her a question. "If there are three
ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice pops, one is biting hers, one is licking hers,
and the other is sucking hers, which one is married ?"
The teacher replies, "I guess it would be the one sucking
hers."
Johnny replies, "No it's the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like your way of thinking!"
