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It is Christmas eve. A burglar breaks into the home of a prominent local lawyer.

He takes the lawyer's Christmas gifts from under the tree leaving the packages for the wife and children alone.

As he is leaving the house he is apprehended by a policeman. He confesses to what he has done but tells the policeman that he can't be arrested. Why?

Because the law states he is entitled to the presents of an attorney.