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The opposing attorney, who was a giant 6'8", asked a diminutive lawyer, appearing as a witness in one of the courts, what he did for a living.

The witness replied that he was a lawyer.

"You? A lawyer?" said the huge attorney.

"Why, I could put you in my pocket."

"Very likely you could," replied the other. "But if you did, you'd have more law in your pocket than you ever had in your head."