Little Johnny Jokes
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Little Johnny and his father were driving one afternoon, when his father accidentally honked the car horn by mistake. Little Johnny looked at his dad, hoping to get an explanation.

His dad said, "I did that by accident."

Little Johnny replied, "I know you did, Dad."

He replied, "Yeah, how'd you know?"

"Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!" Little Johnny replied.