Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his
teacher decided to stop by on her way home to speak with
his parents.

When she rang the bell, Little Johnny answered. The teacher
smiled and said, "I'd like to talk to your mother or father."

Little Johnny said, "Sorry, but they ain't here."

"Little Johnny!" she said, "what is it with your grammar?"

Little Johnny said, "Beats me, but dad sure was mad that
they had to go bail her out again!"