Little Johnny is playing on the street when he spots a package of Viagra
pills. Being a boy of the world, he immediately recognizes the
possibilities and approaches his daddy "Dad, I just found these, and I'm
willing to sell them to you for 100 Dollars straight."

"Son, well, while this is a very good offer, I'm in perfect physical
health and not currently needing those. Tell you what, go ask Grandpa."

So Little Johnny walks over and asks his grandfather "Gramps, I will
sell you this package of Viagra for 100 Dollars."

"Oh, thanks Little Johnny, but are you sure these will work?" asked his
grandpa.

"Gee, I don't know. But they do look like the ones that were shown on
TV!" replied Little Johnny.

"Tell you what, Little Johnny, I'll try them tonight and if they work
OK, I'll give you the money tomorrow."

The next morning, Little Johnny visits his grandfather again, and Gramps
hands over $500 without hesitation. Little Johnny is perplexed, "But
Gramps, I thought we agreed on 100 Dollars!"

"That's OK Little Johnny, keep it, the rest is from Grandma!"