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Jokes Home : Mental Wards : Peanuts
A director in an insane asylum, as a reward for good behaviour, decides to bring some of the inmates to a baseball game. When he gets to their seats he says, "Sit nuts." So the inmates sit down. Later, a good play is made, and the director says, "Clap nuts." So the inmates stand up and clap just like normal fans. Later, the director is feeling hungry, and since the inmates were behaving he decided to leave to get a hot dog. When he returns sees a riot going on.
He asks a spectator what happened. The spectator replies, "All was going well until someone came by yelling, 'peanuts!"
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