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Jokes Home : Murphy's Laws : Mother Murphy's Laws
THE FRANKLIN FACTOR:
Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.
THE RAT RACE:
If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.
THE EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION:
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.
THE RING RULE:
A watched telephone never rings.
THE CREEP CALL:
Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.
THE FISHING FORECAST:
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROGNOSIS:
Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage.
THE ROPE TRICK:
Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.
MIND OVER MATTER:
No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.
THE FAULT FINDER:
The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.
THE UNINTENED RESULT:
1.Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy.
2.Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex.
THE RABBIT RULE:
Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.
THE DANGLE DOCTRINE:
You can't keep a good man down.
TWAIN'S TRUTH:
Familarity breed children.
THE FERTILITY FACTOR:
Wonen are only fertile a few days each month...unless they're single.
THE PREPARATION PREDICAMENT:
The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time you're ready.
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