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Jokes Home : Murphy's Laws : Laws Of Combat
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
Incoming fire always has the right of way.
What can be seen can be hit, what can be hit can be killed.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a firefight.
The best way is never the easy way.
The easy way is always mined.
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
The buddy system is essential to your survival -- it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
Never share a fighting position with anyone braver than yourself.
If your advance is going really well, you are walking into an ambush.
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
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