There was a little boy who lived with his grandpa. Every day after school the grandpa would take his grandson to the store and he would buy himself a beer and the boy would buy a scratch ticket.

One day the boy asked his grandpa if he could have a drink of his beer, the grandpa said "Does your pecker reach your asshole?" The little boy said "No". Then the Grandpa said, "Well then you still have to grow".

The next day the little boy asked his grandpa if he could drive, the grandpa said "Does your pecker reach your asshole?". The little boy said "No". And the grandpa said, "Then you still have to grow".

Then one day they were walking out of the store and the little boy had bought a scratch ticket and he starts yelling, "I won ten thousand dollars! I won ten thousand dollars!" The grandpa said, "You're gonna share with your favorite grandpa aren't you?" The little boy said, "Does your pecker reach your asshole?". The grandpa said, "As a matter of fact it does".

Then the little boy said "Good, go fuck yourself!"