A middle class gentleman decided one week before Halloween to have a party on Halloween night. The theme of the party was that you must have a costume that represents an emotion. The word spread quickly, and since anybody was welcome, it was sure to be a big party.

On the night of the party, the house was filled with people, a brown costume for the shitty mood, a multicolored costume for premenstrual syndrome, and many others both interesting as well as funny.

The man continuously received knocks on the door, and always let the person in, regardless of their taste in costume. Once again, a knock rapped on his door, and he opened it. A beautiful woman stepped in, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves. "You look beautiful tonight Miss, what is your emotion?," the man asked.

"I'm red with anger.," said the woman.

The man smiled and let her in to join the others in the party. Five minutes later another knock on the door came, and he opened it, to have another beautiful woman in a green dress step in. "What are you supposed to be, my pretty?," the man asked.

"I'm green,...green with envy.," said the woman.

"Quite clever!" said the man. He stepped aside to allow her to enter.

Two minutes later, another tapping on the door came. He opened it, and In front of him stood a 6'6", naked, smelly, hairy man. On the end of his erect penis stood a pear.

"I hears you got yourself a party.," said the stranger.

"That is correct,...," said the man, trying to keep his cool. "What are you supposed to be?"

"The naked stranger looked down on the man and, in a booming voice, replied, "I'm fucking despair!"