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Jokes Home : Naughty : Dirty Words
A brother and sister, aged 5 and 6, are still sharing the same room. One day they ask their mother why people sometimes use dirty words, and their mother, a bit flustered, tells them adults do it to add emphasis to what they are saying. That night they get talking, and try to find out if either knows a dirty word. They both have think long and hard, but eventually the little boy thinks up the word 'fuck' and the little girl thinks up the word 'shit'. They both agree those are dirty words, and drift off to sleep.
The next morning they go down to breakfast, and their mother asks them what they want for breakfast.
Because she was feeling hungry, the little girl decides to "emphasize" her request.
"Aw shit, I think I'll have the cornflakes."
The mother freaks. She grabs her daughter, yanks down the girl's PJs, and starts whaling the girl's butt. The little boy's eyes get bigger and bigger as he watches his sister get it (something he had never witnessed before).
Finally, the mother gets control back, and sends her daughter off to the corner. "And WHAT," she demands from her son, her voice shaking with emotion, "Do you want for breakfast."
Thinking fast, the boy replies with emphasis "I sure as fuck don't want no cornflakes."
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