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What's the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris??
Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks.
"About as hard as my dick." he replies.
"Ok, then pour me some!"
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
It's easy to blow a paycheck, even if it wrinkly, stained or smells funny.
Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
When is it ok for a guy not to know the proper spelling of 'clitoris'?
When he has it on the tip of his tongue.
How can you tell when a man is dead?
He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
What happens when a man undoes his fly?
His brain falls out.
Men do too get PMS:
Penis Malfunction Syndrome.
Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Post Macho Syndrome.
What is the definition of a penis?
It's a little root for a big vegetable!
Men come in three sizes:
small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
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