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Jokes Home : One Liners : Nasty New Computer Viruses
* 'Survivor Virus' -- Deletes your files one by one over 13 weeks until only the most annoying one remains.
* Elian Virus -- You can't decide what to do with it, until finally the Janet Reno Virus kicks in your door and deletes it.
* Microsoft Virus -- Renders your computer virtually useless. Also known by the name 'Windows 98.'
* Tiger Woods Virus -- Beats the holy crap out of you in every computer game you play.
* Wonderbra Virus -- Results in overflow stack.
* O.J. Virus -- Every time you try to search for a file, it runs 'Pro Golf Tour 2000' instead.
* Britney Spears Virus -- Your partitions mysteriously quadruple in size overnight.
* John Rocker Virus -- Re-categorizes everything on your computer into a few simple folders that it can understand.
* Boulder Police Virus -- Can't even *find* your computer.
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