One Liners Jokes
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* Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

* Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

* Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

* Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

* Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

* Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

* Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

* Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

* Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

* Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

* Law of Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.

* Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold no matter how hot is your coffee is.

* Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

* Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

* Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

* Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

* Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

* Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.