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Jokes Home : One Liners : How to Identify Cities in India
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
- You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
-That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
- That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.
- That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
- That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
- That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
- You are DEFINITELY IN A CITY IN PUNJAB - AMRITSAR
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