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Jokes Home : One Liners : Punch
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Because the sign near the school said, Go slow. School ahead.
A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.
Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?
Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.
Question: Why do elephants have trunks?
Answer: Because they would look silly with suitcases!
Vinit: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Vipul: Does she forget everything?
Vinit: No. She remembers everything!
Question: Which driver can never be arrested for rash driving?
Answer: A screw-driver!
Ajay: Manoj, the flies are constantly hovering around me.
Manoj: I know. They like dirty places.
Question: What do fools do after taking photocopies?
Answer: They compare them with the originals for spelling mistakes!
A man was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no parking area?
Man: Your honour, the sign read, Fine for Parking. So I thought it was fine to park my car there!
A woman went to lodge an F.I.R at the police station:
Woman: My husband went to the market to buy potatoes two days ago. He has not come back.
Police: Well, why cant you cook something else?
Duck: Where are you going? Its such a hot summer afternoon.
Tortoise: To drink water.
Duck: But all ponds and waterbodies have dried up!
Tortoise: Dont worry. By the time I am there it will be monsoons!
Question: Why are cooks cruel?
Answer: Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
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