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Jokes Home : One Liners : Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads
Sexy and adventurous = Slept with everyone in town OR Pathological liar.
Cyber-sex only = I don't want them to see my....
Show me fine things in life = Show me the Cash $$!
I am only checking the site out = Yeah Right!.
Bi + Girls Only = Lesbian.
Athletic = No breasts.
Big Boobs OR Sexy legs = Keep your eyes on those ONLY!
Average looking = Moooo!
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Free spirit = Junkie.
Friendship first = Former slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned = No BJ's / No Anal.
Open-minded = Desperate.
Outgoing = Loud, Embarrassing and vulgar.
Wants Soul mate = Stalker.
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