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Jokes Home : One Liners : Short Punch
Once a fat man was sitting on an elephant.
A child started laughing at the sight.
Man: Why are you laughing? Have you not seen an elephant before?
Child: Of course I have. But this is the first time I am seeing an elephant sitting on an elephant.
Teacher: You can achieve anything if you keep trying.
Student: Ma’am, there’s something that you can’t achieve, no matter how hard you try.
Teacher: And may I know what it is?
Student: Squeezing toothpaste back into its tube!
Bittu: Mother, do we belong to the ape family?
Mother: I am not sure, son. I have not seen your grandfather.
Ravi: Dad, are you married?
Dad: Yes, I am.
Ravi: Whom did you marry?
Dad: Your mother.
Ravi: What? You have married within the family?
Question: What do you call Santa’s fan?
Answer: A subordinate clause!
Dhaval: Dad, what are four oranges and three oranges?
Dad: Can’t you solve such a simple problem? Haven’t you solved anything like this before?
Dhaval: No dad, we always take bananas to school.
Rahul: Why is Sunday called a strong day?
Ravi: Because all the other days are ‘weak’ days.
Question: Why was the maths book sad?
Answer: Because it had so many problems.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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