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Jokes Home : One Liners : From The Bible
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda,because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q: Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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