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Jokes Home : One Liners : For The Kids...
Q: What has handles and flies?
A: A witch in a dustbin!
Q: Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?
A: Because they give them wind!
Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces?
A: A witch on a trampoline!
Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
A: She wanted a clean sweep!
Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!
Q: How does a vampire like his food served?
A: In bite sized pieces!
Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
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